So, since we’re in the midst of the holidays, I thought I’d touch on this subject: Special Occasion Slobbing.
I was at a Christmas dinner party and chatting with some ladies about this site and some of my theories. Admittedly, these ladies were more on the sexually conservative side, but compared to me, everyone is conservative. *bats eyelashes*
We’re talking and one sista said that knob-slobbing is a rare, special occasion thing for her, limited to birthdays, Christmas, and Valentine’s Day. She was serious, too. She’s been with her man forever.
How does this happen? Women who don’t suck dick are like VCRs or L.A. Gear sneakers… you’re like “They still make you??”
How does a couple sustain a healthy relationship when the man is only getting his knob slobbed 2-3 times a year?
I have some theories, but my response was: “There isn’t a sexually active man alive who isn’t getting his dick-sucked regularly”. Now, whether or not he is getting it sucked at home is up for debate, but when a woman says she doesn’t suck dick or she doesn’t do it often, there is a part of my knob-slobbing soul the cries real cum-laden tears!!
***Editor’s Note: A commenter brought up the fact that some men don’t like it. While I struggle with believing that they are a collective group of more than 10 men on this earth, I have to acknowledge that SOME men just don’t like it. That is fair, and honest, and real. There are some men who don’t need it and don’t feel their women have to do it. This is REAL, despite my utter shock. I failed to acknowledge that when initially posting.***
You poor men! You poor, poor men!! I’d like to apologize on behalf of the members of my species who are opposed to knob-slobbing. Please understand that a lot of it has to do with culture, upbringing, socialization, religious beliefs, etc. Many women are raised believing that “good girls” don’t suck dick. Yes, yes, I know it is hard to believe that way of thinking has permeated and sustained as far, wide, and long as it has, but it has. There are women who really don’t like it, won’t do it, and if you expect to get it from them, you’re misguided. Men have contributed to this feeling though, so part of this is your fault. See my post on Fearing The Freak.
So what then? What does a man do when he finds an otherwise great woman who won’t regularly suck his dick? Some men cheat and get head from other women. Some men try to coax their women into it any chance they can get. Some men become resentful and turn to frequent masturbation to porno vids of women slobbing knob, lamenting their plight in life. Some men leave the woman and find someone who is just as great AND slobs knob. I’m sure there are other responses as well.
I don’t advocate cheating. Now, maybe your partner is open to being “open” and will let you play with other people to satisfy desires he/she is unwilling to fulfill. In that case, you may have hit the jackpot, but honestly… don’t most of us want it all in one person? But I believe that more often than not, men who are not getting slobbed at “home” are getting slobbed elsewhere.
Maybe I’m too narrowly focused to accept that men are OK being in a relationship without getting their dicks sucked. Maybe I’m just unable to see the bigger picture. It is just not registering with me LOL
School me! Tell me something different!!! Someone give me proof, show me the receipts!!
I had a conversation recently with a man and it broke my heart, just hearing how women have neglected him in what I consider some of the most basic girlfriend responsibilities. Like, I really felt his pain and it was more so because the way he’s experienced relationships and sex have been so limited that he’s come to expect that and expect that he’ll have to suppress his sexual urges for selfish women. I’ve tried to convince him it isn’t always like that, that there are women who take pleasure in pleasing men in this way, but I’m not sure he truly believes me. It’s kinda sad.
So answer these questions for me:
Are you a man who has been perfectly happy in a relationship where you didn’t get your dick sucked regularly or at all?
Are you a man who wasn’t getting hit off and it is the reason you left or cheated?
For the ladies, do you suck dick regularly or do you save it for special occasions? Elaborate.
All: Is it selfish for women to NOT perform oral sex on men? Does your answer change if the man isn’t reciprocating?
Do you think not getting your dick sucked is a reasonable excuse for cheating?